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Why is it that morning sex is the best? It turns out not to be just attitude. There are real reasons. Here’s why:
Sex The Day Off Right
When you start your day with a bang, you’re already a winner and it isn’t even 9AM. The rest of the day is your victory lap.
Sex Is An Oasis From Facebook
At least it had better be. If there’s one time you should be living in the moment, unconcerned about your little virtual world, this is it.
It Keeps The Dream Alive
There’s nothing quite like having a sex dream, then waking up and having sex. And then, if you’re really lucky, falling back to sleep to pick up where you left off.
Drunk sex can be great – ask Dionysus! But it’s good to know you don’t have to be drinking to get into a sexual mood.
You’re Already In Bed
Just roll over and there you are. Or don’t even roll over. No set up, not even a ‘Come with me, darling’ first. Though that can be fun, too.
What Would Be Better?
Watching ‘Good Morning America’? Walking the dog? Reading the newspaper? We don’t think so.
It’s Men’s Peak Time
Many men’s testosterone levels are highest between 4AM and 6AM. It’s really not some coffee you’re craving. It’s some muffin.
Your Jokes Are Funnier
You’re always more amusing when she’s half asleep. Nothing you can say is too silly to be said at 5:15 AM. Everybody’s cool at 5:15 AM. That’s half because you’re distracting her with a good pounding, and half because neither of you has had your first coffee yet.
You Can Brag At Work
Come into the office with your hair a little mussed and a big ol’ smile on your face. When someone asks you What’s Up? you’ll have a story to… whisper.
Food Will Taste Better
Now that you’re both done, how about some pancakes!
You’ll Look Better
An orgasm in the morning releases a variety of hormones that actually makes your hair shinier and sets your skin glowing. You might not look as cute as her, but we work with the material we’ve got.
There’s something especially romantic about morning sex. It’s so natural. You just… slide right into it!